the shameless dating meme ❧

[dancinpenguins]

shameless dating: the meme

rules:
- post with your characters
one per comment, specify any preferences you have about m/f, m/m, f/f nonsense.
- respond to other characters as you please
-those two characters have now been dating (and or married??? whatever you want) for a long fucking time
- ship ship ship ship ship

hard mode:
- number your full muse list. use rng to decide who to respond to characters with, like i do. rinse and repeat.

 

Comments

Jaime Lannister | A Song of Ice and Fire | blood relations only

[lionbrave]

[jk I'll take anyone I just have to make incest jokes you understand]

[robinsparkles]

[ to clear up confusing overlapping worlds, i guess this is kol-verse. so that happened. ] Honey? I thought we discussed that jousting? Strictly an outdoor activity.

Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) | Marvel 616 | no raccoons

[airforceful]

you love me

[starprince]

[ peter flicks a few controls here and there, leaning across carol to hit a switch as he vehemently insists: ] Of course I know where I'm going. Relax, it's all under-- [ that's about the time an asteroid collides with the side of the ship whoops. here go the alarms. ]

Han Solo | Star Wars | no blood relations please

[parsecs]

[Not that he... has any besides his kids.]

but what if

[emperorshand]

Better make it snappy, Solo. [ mara's covering the exit, but if that ship's not flight-ready in a few minutes, she's not going to be able to hold them off forever. ] Or you're going to have bigger problems than forgetting an anniversary.

Amy Santiago | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | no one too crazy

[sextapes]

["No One Too Crazy" is the name of one of her sex tapes.]

[autorevive]

[santiago wakes up from her slumber to ... idk i guess nathan is her boyfriend somehow. why??? we just don't know. he's kind of like jake??? they both have penises????? anyway, he's yelling from the kitchen:]

OH FUCK! THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE!

[misterfurious]

[ roy's in the doghouse about being out all night again, and... sulking about it. like a child. ] Look, I've told you once, I've told you a million times. They're not my 'drinking buddies', they're my super-squad. What's the point in patrolling the streets for no-goodniks before curfew?

barron sharpe | curseworkers | everyone

[idkiforgot]

[um he could have forgotten he's straight ok. IT COULD HAPPEN]

this is probably going to be a disaster, sorry

[notachav]

[ just another beautiful day in this relationship of extreme fuck ups. idk what barron's done, but kelly's here to judge i guess, from her perch on the windowsill. ] Have you gone completely fucking mental? What am I supposed to say to that?

will graham | hannibal | must love dogs

[mydesigns]

[you must be this mentally unstable to ride.]

we're just going to pretend that I'm caught up enough to play him

[pragmatic]

[Just romantically walking their dogs together nbd. Except Crowley's hellhound is invisible. Oops. This is probably for the best until the dog gets a little too frisky and picks up a park bench, sending the couple sitting on it to the ground and shaking it invisibly in his jaws.]

Bad dog!

[Crowley rushes over and pulls the dog back by its invisible collar.]

You mustn't mind him. Normally he only mauls and terrifies on demand. [He smirks in a distinctly unsettling way and the couple runs off. Crowley scratches the hellhound's head and turns to Will.]

I know I'm only encouraging bad behavior, but it was so funny.

sylar | heroes | why would u tho

[watchmaker]

alex karamazov | oc | everyone

[ambitionist]

helen magnus | sanctuary | erryone

[daredtobelieve]

[helen's an equal opportunist tbh.]

bellamy blake | the 100

[comminatory]

[ m/f preferable. he's roughly 18 so ??? not ... 50-year-olds ok ... ]

gamora | mcu

[excoriation]

[ tbh she's going to be awkward as fuck either way. ]

[parsecs]

[This is probably some shitty bar like the one on Tatooine but Han thinks it's a pretty good time. Good music, good nerf steak, and so far no one's tried to kill anyone, but the evening's still young. Things might get interesting yet.

He's... not sure Gamora likes the place as much as he does.

He leans over and mutters:]

Loosen up, sweetheart. Be a shame if people thought we were up to something the one time we're actually not.

elena gilbert ; the vampire diaries ; specify if you want regular or kol canon lmao

[doubletake]

I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT KOL CANON. I JUST DON'T KNOW.

[bigbad]

[It's date night! Elena and Spike are out at a fancy restaurant and Spike is... pouring some blood into his wine. Classy.]

Ever notice all the food at these places has bloody incomprehensible names? Why not just call it fish or steak?

sam winchester ; supernatural

[familybusiness]

natasha romanoff | mcu

[expatriates]

[ "dating." m/f preferable. ]

emma swan | once upon a time

[uncurse]

[ nothx on swan queen. ]

i...dk....

[spinerip]

[This dating thing is pretty new to Drax. This is the first time he's attempted it since the death of his wife and the completion of his vengeance mission. It's difficult, and he's very liable to mess up. He's messed up pretty recently. Luckily, Quill has informed him of how to deal with this sort of situation.

Drax marches in and shoves flowers forward, looking confused and unhappy, but as steadfastly determined as he is in all things.]

I apologize for my mistakes. You were right. Please accept colorful dead plants as reparation.

faye chamberlain | the secret circle | ota

[reallywicked]

stiles stilinski | teen wolf

[killingtodeath]

[ladies, please. unless you're adam. just kidding. what?]

Clark Kent | Smallville | idk what im doing

[notallluthors]

[FAKE IT TIL I MAKE IT. COME AT ME.]

The Tenth Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

[likesimpossible]

Nymphadora Tonks - HP

[wotcher]

[ Must like pink and/or have quick reflexes. ]