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Who: Lois Lane, John Constantine, Zatanna Zatara
What: Lois brings in another mage to help solve Metropolis' magic problem
When: .AU Smallville S8, Ep 17, Hex, following this
Where: Metropolis

[ Metropolis is home to Superman, Lois hasn't traveled to Mexico, and Zatanna hasn't bodyswapped anybody... but in this world, Lex Luthor still did get his hands on the magic tome Zatanna was seeking. And it's been causing all kinds of problems as she tries to get it back. Unfortunately for Clark Kent, magic is one of his few blind spots when it comes to his usual invulnerabilities. After witnessing Zatanna leave him hanging, literally, from some kind of glowing chains of light, Lois had decided to do some digging to find someone who might be able to help without imperiling Big Blue any further.

She's holding a sign at the airport, looking around impatiently. "Constantine" is spelled wrong, somehow. ]

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Drop an Endgame starter.
Request one of my four.
This post contains spoilers.  Obvs.
 

musedactyl: (the boys)
[personal profile] musedactyl

how to play.

1. Drop a comment with one or more of your muses. It can be empty if you want me to make a scenario, or you can toss one at me. Prompts are boss. (a word, song, lyric, picture, phrase, a meme prompt, anything). Specify if there's something you do or don't want, otherwise I could throw anything at you: AUs, shippiness, awfulness. You've been warned, son.
1b. If you want to continue a verse we started in another thread somewhere, specify it in the comment or subject line. 

2. In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with (including OCs, who have their own list), or you can ask me to pick someone. No muses are off-limits. Otherwise, I'll pick or randomize someone.
Don't be afraid to ask for anybody - if I'm not feeling it, I'll be honest.
2b. Muses I would really love to play right now, in case you are having a hard time choosing:
Peter Quill, Dean Winchester, Tony Stark, Lois Lane, Regina Mills, Phil Coulson, Cordelia Chase, John Constantine, Pepper Potts, Lucifer.  Also voicetesting Jack Harkness...

3. just rp with me. if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse. if it doesn't, it doesn't.
 
dancinpenguins: (| lois | Hmm)
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the tv tropes meme
The rules of the game are simple.

1. Go to TV Tropes.
2. Hit random trope. You get as many randoms as you need.
3. Tag someone with a scenario based on that trope.
musedactyl: (daisy)
[personal profile] musedactyl

how to play.

1. Drop a comment with one or more of your muses. It can be empty if you want me to make a scenario, or you can toss one at me. Prompts are boss. (a word, song, lyric, picture, phrase, a meme prompt, anything). Specify if there's something you do or don't want, otherwise I could throw anything at you: AUs, shippiness, awfulness. You've been warned, son.
1b. If you want to continue a verse we started in another thread somewhere, specify it in the comment or subject line. I'd be down for revisiting any of those.

2. In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with (including OCs, who have their own list), or you can ask me to pick someone. No muses are off-limits. Otherwise, I'll pick or randomize someone.
2b. Muses I would really love to play right now, in case you are having a hard time choosing: Any Bleach muses, Buffyverse muses, Wonder Woman, Selina Kyle, Daisy Adair, Gotham muses, Hannibal, John Constantine, Lucifer (only seen up through S1), any MCU muses except Skye, Arthur Pendragon, Jace Wayland, Regina Mills (only seen through S3), Riverdale muses (only seen S1), Lois Lane, Padme, Bobby Singer, Crowley, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester (see SPN through S8ish), Edward Cullen, Mulder, Charles Xavier (older)

3. just rp with me. if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse. if it doesn't, it doesn't.
 
musedactyl: (han | dat ass)
[personal profile] musedactyl
 
THENOTWHATITLOOKSLIKEMEME
No, honey, you can't explain this one.


RULES:
o1. Drop your character/s ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. People tagging in can rely on rng / DESTINY! / their pet rock to choose one of the prompts below.
o3. Congrats! Your character is now the hapless victim of a sitcom-trope that is, incidentally, not what it looks like.

Good luck explaining what you were
 really up to, when they find you - 

o1. manually washing a spandex piece that looks suspiciously like the colour-blinding costume of that new super hero kid around the block. 
o2. cradling the dulcet remains of their most prized photo / ceramic item. 
o3. faking an orgasm on the phone. 
o4. by their phone/computer that's conveniently logged into their personal inbox.
o5. with an overdue bill for a $300 subscription to a Cthulhu-themed porn site.
o6. with your hands very literally covered in blood. 
o7. getting bows and blessings, or even the occasional, 'Don Corleone, Don Corleone...!' from reverent passers-by, as you walk past.
o8. while rocking sharper-seeming fangs, a pale complexion and a new fondness for rare cooking during your night time-only outings. 
o9. always behind them, often with a camera. Click.
10. with a pretty golden band on your ring finger after TFLN-worthy Friday night. 
11. experiencing all the stereotypical symptoms of first-trimester pregnancy.
12. with secret plans or incriminating documents on you, after word of a spy's spread.
13. happily bagging away their valuables. 
14. naked in bed with their brother/sister/post man. 
15. slipping a PA note / message from their long-term secret admirer under their door. 
16. wearing their underwear. 
17. standing beside their tied-up pet goat after repeatedly commenting on its luxurious coat and your need of a new fur hat.
18. picking up flowers and a heart-shaped box! ... with a card inscribed to one of your friends' worst enemies.
19. with all their ID spread out on your kitchen table, along with your cut-out passport photos.
20. packing up chicken-wire and industrial cement when they drop by your house early after you suddenly ask them to meet you there. 
21. with your finger hovering over the pristine icing of the cake they just carefully decorated. 
22. when you answer the phone number that's been calling them at 4 a.m. every single night.
23. your very own publicly incriminating / privately innocent situation!

 

from here
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thread continuations for when i've had enough of captcha's shit
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Question that I'm already sure I'm going to regret asking:

Is someone actually expecting us to wear these uniforms?  They're not exactly GQ, and the fact that one seems to keep magically appearing in my closet when I try to toss it out is starting to scream cult dynamic.  I'm not gonna wake up sewn into one next week, am I?
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I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Star Wars.

Comment with one of yours and request one of mine from below.
Feel free to include a prompt (picture, song, thread pitch, etc.) and any AU information if you're playing a non-SW character.

Descriptions of my SW babies within:
Pick your Poison )
musedactyl: (mulder)
[personal profile] musedactyl

how to play.

1. Drop a comment with one or more of your muses. It can be empty if you want me to make a scenario, or you can toss one at me. Prompts are boss. (a word, song, lyric, picture, phrase, a meme prompt, anything). Specify if there's something you do or don't want, otherwise I could throw anything at you: AUs, shippiness, awfulness. You've been warned, son.
1b. If you want to continue a verse we started in another thread somewhere, specify it in the comment or subject line. I'd be down for revisiting any of those.

2. In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with (including OCs, who have their own list), or you can ask me to pick someone. No muses are off-limits except for those that have no icon uploaded on the list. Otherwise, I'll pick or randomize someone.
2b. Muses I would really love to play right now, in case you are having a hard time choosing: Hawke, Hannibal Lecter, Selina Kyle, Fox Mulder, Cigarette Smoking Man, Serafina, Pepper Potts, Lois Lane, Jacen Solo.

3. just rp with me. if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse. if it doesn't, it doesn't.

dancinpenguins: (| constantine | oh john)
[personal profile] dancinpenguins


the tv tropes meme
The rules of the game are simple.

1. Go to TV Tropes.
2. Hit random trope. You get as many randoms as you need.
3. Tag someone with a scenario based on that trope.
dancinpenguins: (regina&gold)
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shameless dating: the meme

rules:
- post with your characters
one per comment, specify any preferences you have about m/f, m/m, f/f nonsense.
- respond to other characters as you please
-those two characters have now been dating (and or married??? whatever you want) for a long fucking time
- ship ship ship ship ship

hard mode:
- number your full muse list. use rng to decide who to respond to characters with, like i do. rinse and repeat.
 
dancinpenguins: (belle.)
[personal profile] dancinpenguins
↪ Pick one of my canon or original characters (make sure to specific which version) OR drop any character of yours in and get a random choice.
↪ Use RNG and enter 1-14 for a scene; roll again for specifics.
↪ Or cheat and just pick something.
↪ You can also just throw a picture, quote, or whatever kind of prompt you want.
OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios and go nuts.
↪ NOT optional: HAVE ALL THE FUN OR ELSE.
↪ Or, if you hate all these memes, pick one from [community profile] bakerstreet and just drop a link to it and we'll come do it here.

Shamelessly stolen from here.

all the damn memes )
dancinpenguins: (regina&gold)
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shameless dating: the meme

rules:
- post with your characters
one per comment, specify any preferences you have about m/f, m/m, f/f nonsense.
- respond to other characters as you please
-those two characters have now been dating (and or married???  whatever you want) for a long fucking time
- ship ship ship ship ship

hard mode:
- number your full muse list. use rng to decide who to respond to characters with, like i do. rinse and repeat.
 
dancinpenguins: (| daisy | speed date)
[personal profile] dancinpenguins


speed dating: the meme

rules:
- dates last 6 minutes, though it's up to you to say how long that is in comment terms
- assume that your characters already know how speed dating works. even if they're from medieval fantasy times or something. don't waste your time with silly WHAT DOTH THIS CARD PORTEND conversations, you only have six minutes! X(
- in your initial comment, set up your card~
first names only, no last names (some of these people are crazy ax murderers probably literally)
please indicate whether you are open to m, f, or mf dates. those denote genders, duh.
(animal things are allowed to tag in under either, because there is no 'no bestiality' clause)
-you must be awesome.
- have fun, bitches and tag in to a bunch of threads~

hard mode:
- number your full muse list. use rng to decide who to respond to characters with, to get the true ~speed dating~ experience. rinse and repeat.
musedactyl: (han | dat ass)
[personal profile] musedactyl

how to play.

1. Drop a comment with one or two of your muses. If you have an idea for a scenario, you can toss one at me. Prompts are boss. (a gif, song, lyric, picture, phrase, hipster quote, anything). Specify if there's something you do or don't want, otherwise I could throw anything at you: AUs, shippiness, awfulness. You've been warned, son.
1b. If you want to continue a verse we started in an old rp post or from CR we had in a game, specify it in the comment or subject line. I'd be down for revisiting any of those.

2. In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with (including OCs), or you can ask me to pick someone. No muses are off-limits except for those that have no icon uploaded on the list. Otherwise, I'll pick or randomize someone.   
2b.  Muses I would really really like to play at this exact moment, in case you're having a hard time choosing, are:
  Sydney Bristow, Selina Kyle, Thor, Robin Scherbatsky, Pepper Potts, Belle, Regina Mills, Lois Lane, Jaime Lannister, Jacen Solo, Bobby Singer, Selene, Fox Mulder, Rogue, Wolverine, Darla, Max Guevara, Daisy Adair, Wonder Woman, maybe more shitty attempts at Damon Salvatore, Aurelian Greyfire (OC).  And Phil Coulson, who I don't have a journal yet for.  But WILL.  When AOS gives me a good username.

These aren't the only ones I will or want to play with, so don't worry if you pick someone else.  I just have a hankering for these guys.

3. just rp with me. if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse. if it doesn't, it doesn't.
musedactyl: (the boys)
[personal profile] musedactyl

how to play.

1. Drop a comment with one or more of your muses. It can be empty if you want me to make a scenario, or you can toss one at me. Prompts are boss. (a word, song, lyric, picture, phrase, anything). Specify if there's something you do or don't want, otherwise I could throw anything at you: AUs, shippiness, awfulness. You've been warned, son.
1b. If you want to continue a verse we started in my last open rp post, specify it in the comment or subject line. I'd be down for revisiting any of those.

2. In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with (including OCs, who aren't listed there), or you can ask me to pick someone. No muses are off-limits except for those that have no icon uploaded on the list.   Otherwise, I'll pick or randomize someone.

3. just rp with me. if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse. if it doesn't, it doesn't.
musedactyl: (sam)
[personal profile] musedactyl

how to play.
1.  Drop a comment with one or more of your muses.  It can be empty if you want me to make a scenario, or you can toss one at me.  If you want to just give me a prompt (a word, song, lyric, picture, phrase, anything), I can riff off that too.
2.  In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with, or you can ask me to pick someone.  No muses are off-limits except for those that have no icon uploaded on the list.  If you leave it to me, it is likely that I will give you someone I haven't tried yet, haven't tried much, or haven't played in a long while.
3.  just rp with me.  if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse.  if it doesn't, it doesn't.
dancinpenguins: (| domo | turn it out~)
[personal profile] dancinpenguins
➔ Randomizer style, because it's my favorite.
Option one: hit up www.random.org/ and use the randomizer to pick a number between 1 and 8. Now match that number to the themes below and drop a comment with your muse, setting up the scene.  Let us know in the subject line what number you got.  Other people will respond to you and RP it out!
Option two: just drop a blank comment and I (and other people, if they want) will roll and respond, noting the scenario in the subject line and setting up the scene.  
➔ Multiple threads are cool!  You guys can play with each other too, not just me, if you want.
➔  For the complete randomizer experience, feel free to do what I'm gonna do and take a randomizer to your muse list to figure out who to tag people with.  B)


<ONE>

SHAMELESS DATING MEME.  You two have been a couple for a long long time.  What in the world could that be like??? lolarious, that's for sure.


<TWO>

BAD PICK UP LINES.  One or both characters try to woo the other with the worst flirtation attempts ever.  Worst... or best???

No, definitely worst.


<THREE>

VENGEANCE.   One or both of you wronged the other in some horrible way.  Time for payback, Liam Neeson style.


<FOUR>

COLLEGE ROOMMATES.  This one is pretty self explanatory, I think.


<FIVE>

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET: THE R KELLY EDITION.   One or both of you are trapped in a closet, while some sort of ridiculous drama unfolds outside of it, in it, around it, who cares.  See Trapped in the Closet, Chpts. 1 -22 for more details.


<SIX>

THE FUCKING TERMINATOR.   Maybe you're riding the bus together, or waiting in line at the DMV.  But suddenly the fucking Terminator shows up from the future to kill you both.  For some reason.  ESCAPE.   FIND OUT WHAT YOU HAVE IN COMMON THAT COULD LEAD TO A FUTURE ASSASSIN COMING AFTER YOU.  BOND.  STUFF.


<SEVEN>

JURASSIC PARK.   You've both been invited on this tour of an amazing new island theme park... but shit went bad pretty fast.


<EIGHT>

SAME GIRL:  THE R. KELLY EDITION.
 You've both been banging the same girl.  Or guy.  Whatever.  And you just FIGURED IT OUT.  WHAT NOW.

<OR>  MAKE UP YOUR OWN! 

[identity profile] senatorinspace.livejournal.com
[With the thinnest amount of patience ever, Nathan tries to at least... make conversation with you people]  Ok, so these... what are you calling them?   Roadies... Rhodans?  ... Whatever.   The green ones.   How the hell am I supposed to understand what they're asking me when they're cornering me out on the street and speaking that... clicky language?  Is there some kind of translator program or ... 

[hesitantly] robot... thing... that could...  [yeah, ok, this is dumb]

I can't believe I'm asking this.

[Deep breath, forging ahead:]  Look, they seem to want something from me, and if they're part of my... constituency here on Coruscant, I'd rather know if they were compliments or death threats.

Anybody who's got a lead on a local linguist or something, I'd appreciate it.

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