A Box of Ardendactyls

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No, honey, you can't explain this one.

RULES:
o1. Drop your character/s ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. People tagging in can rely on rng / DESTINY! / their pet rock to choose one of the prompts below.
o3. Congrats! Your character is now the hapless victim of a sitcom-trope that is, incidentally, not what it looks like.

Good luck explaining what you were really up to, when they find you - 

o1. manually washing a spandex piece that looks suspiciously like the colour-blinding costume of that new super hero kid around the block. 
o2. cradling the dulcet remains of their most prized photo / ceramic item. 
o3. faking an orgasm on the phone. 
o4. by their phone/computer that's conveniently logged into their personal inbox.
o5. with an overdue bill for a $300 subscription to a Cthulhu-themed porn site.
o6. with your hands very literally covered in blood. 
o7. getting bows and blessings, or even the occasional, 'Don Corleone, Don Corleone...!' from reverent passers-by, as you walk past.
o8. while rocking sharper-seeming fangs, a pale complexion and a new fondness for rare cooking during your night time-only outings. 
o9. always behind them, often with a camera. Click.
10. with a pretty golden band on your ring finger after TFLN-worthy Friday night. 
11. experiencing all the stereotypical symptoms of first-trimester pregnancy.
12. with secret plans or incriminating documents on you, after word of a spy's spread.
13. happily bagging away their valuables. 
14. naked in bed with their brother/sister/post man. 
15. slipping a PA note / message from their long-term secret admirer under their door. 
16. wearing their underwear. 
17. standing beside their tied-up pet goat after repeatedly commenting on its luxurious coat and your need of a new fur hat.
18. picking up flowers and a heart-shaped box! ... with a card inscribed to one of your friends' worst enemies.
19. with all their ID spread out on your kitchen table, along with your cut-out passport photos.
20. packing up chicken-wire and industrial cement when they drop by your house early after you suddenly ask them to meet you there. 
21. with your finger hovering over the pristine icing of the cake they just carefully decorated. 
22. when you answer the phone number that's been calling them at 4 a.m. every single night.
23. your very own publicly incriminating / privately innocent situation!