the shameless dating meme ❧

[dancinpenguins]

shameless dating: the meme

rules:
- post with your characters
one per comment, specify any preferences you have about m/f, m/m, f/f nonsense.
- respond to other characters as you please
-those two characters have now been dating (and or married??? whatever you want) for a long fucking time
- ship ship ship ship ship

hard mode:
- number your full muse list. use rng to decide who to respond to characters with, like i do. rinse and repeat.

 

Comments

WELL THAT'S WHAT YOURE GETTING I GUESS

[doubletake]

Because then there would be eight dishes called fish on this menu.

[She looks at him with raised eyebrows, looking pointedly at his wine glass.]

Or we could just start calling every variety of bodily fluid just blood.

CRIES FOREVER

[bigbad]

[He looks up defensively as he screws the flask shut.]

Hey, I need to eat too. This stuff tastes good, but it doesn't fill me up at all.

[doubletake]

[Her eyebrows raise before she shakes her head.]

You just...totally missed the point. [sigh] I meant, like, you'd like to know if you were having pig or cow's blood, right? I want to know what kind of fish I'm ordering. Salmon and swordfish don't taste anything alike.

[bigbad]

[He rolls his eyes.] Right, I know that. But there's no need to go around putting everything in Italian. Who even bloody speaks that?

[It's an Italian restaurant, Spike. The people who run it speak Italian.]