the shameless dating meme ❧

[dancinpenguins]

shameless dating: the meme

rules:
- post with your characters
one per comment, specify any preferences you have about m/f, m/m, f/f nonsense.
- respond to other characters as you please
-those two characters have now been dating (and or married??? whatever you want) for a long fucking time
- ship ship ship ship ship

hard mode:
- number your full muse list. use rng to decide who to respond to characters with, like i do. rinse and repeat.

 

Comments

Amy Santiago | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | no one too crazy

[sextapes]

["No One Too Crazy" is the name of one of her sex tapes.]

[autorevive]

[santiago wakes up from her slumber to ... idk i guess nathan is her boyfriend somehow. why??? we just don't know. he's kind of like jake??? they both have penises????? anyway, he's yelling from the kitchen:]

OH FUCK! THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE!

[sextapes]

[Santiago has so many regrets right now. She groans as she opens her eyes and makes a pained grimace face. She should probably worry more but let's be honest, it's probably not the first time Nathan's set one of her things on fire. They really have to start staying over at his place instead.]

Please don't die in my kitchen! Again!

[She yells back. Then she slowly rolls out of bed and makes her way down, afraid of what she'll find.]

[autorevive]

[HE MIGHT BE HOMELESS???? jk no he probably has a place ... maybe. it's like joe's apartment tho. she comes out to be greeted by nathan in his underwear trying to put out the fire with ... a pot holder. sighs. well. at least he tried. and the fire doesn't seem to be spreading?] I've got it all under control!!!

[sextapes]

[Amy grabs the coffee pot and pours the contents on the fire before turning to give Nathan a withering look.]

Do you have any idea how embarrassing this would have been if I had to call the fire department?

[autorevive]

I thought you were all mates. One big happy family?

[sextapes]

Like I would ever be mates with those stupid… jerks! [She attempts to say mates with Nathan’s accent and it’s just awful. Awful. She takes a deep breath, composing herself, and says:]

I mean, we all care first and foremost about the safety of New York. There just might be a bit of rivalry but it’s not serious.

[autorevive]

I don't sound like that! [so sidetracked.]

[sextapes]

[She shoots him the most disgusted expression.]

You don't want to hear me do a better impression, believe me.

[autorevive]

Maybe I do!

[sextapes]

Oh yeah? [She makes a face and slouches, thrusting her hips forward and making a scrunchy face as she brings out her awful British accent again.] Oi, I'm Nathan, and I bloody like sex and drinking and peeing on things! Look at all the middle fingers I have! [She holds up both hands.] See? All of them are middle fingers since I like swearing that much!

[autorevive]

Okay, first off, I don't sound anything like that! What was that, anyway? The bloody Lucky Charms leprechaun? And, second, the peeing on things only happened once!

[sextapes]

You killed my fern! [Her voice takes on a whining note.] I really liked that fern.

[autorevive]

Ferns can't die, they're not like animals or anything.

[nathan..........]

[sextapes]

[She stares at him, then throws her hands in the air.] How is it possible for anyone to be this ignorant! Plants are living things, Nathan! They can die!

[autorevive]

They don't make noises! Or breathe! Can you check a fern's pulse, Amy? HA! No! I thought not!

[sextapes]

That's it! [She glares at him, straightening up so she can look him in the eye.] If you want this relationship to work out, you're enrolling in a basic biology class right now! I can't be with someone who doesn't realize plants are living organisms!

[autorevive]

What, seriously?

[sextapes]

Yes, seriously! And if you get anything less than a B+ we are through.

[autorevive]

You're becoming awfully high maintenance, you know that? I hate that in a woman. Can't I just buy you a fancy handbag or go down or you or something and we can call it even?

[sextapes]

How can a fancy handbag be even remotely equivalent to insisting you have the equivalent of a high school education?

[autorevive]

What about the oral sex? Can't we revisit that one?

[misterfurious]

[ roy's in the doghouse about being out all night again, and... sulking about it. like a child. ] Look, I've told you once, I've told you a million times. They're not my 'drinking buddies', they're my super-squad. What's the point in patrolling the streets for no-goodniks before curfew?

[sextapes]

And I've told you a million times, vigilantism is illegal! Why can't you wear a mask and lie to your loved ones like a normal superhero?

[She'll never make captain if she's knowingly dating a vigilante!]