the shameless dating meme ❧

[dancinpenguins]

shameless dating: the meme

rules:
- post with your characters
one per comment, specify any preferences you have about m/f, m/m, f/f nonsense.
- respond to other characters as you please
-those two characters have now been dating (and or married??? whatever you want) for a long fucking time
- ship ship ship ship ship

hard mode:
- number your full muse list. use rng to decide who to respond to characters with, like i do. rinse and repeat.

 

Comments

[autorevive]

Ferns can't die, they're not like animals or anything.

[nathan..........]

[sextapes]

[She stares at him, then throws her hands in the air.] How is it possible for anyone to be this ignorant! Plants are living things, Nathan! They can die!

[autorevive]

They don't make noises! Or breathe! Can you check a fern's pulse, Amy? HA! No! I thought not!

[sextapes]

That's it! [She glares at him, straightening up so she can look him in the eye.] If you want this relationship to work out, you're enrolling in a basic biology class right now! I can't be with someone who doesn't realize plants are living organisms!

[autorevive]

What, seriously?

[sextapes]

Yes, seriously! And if you get anything less than a B+ we are through.

[autorevive]

You're becoming awfully high maintenance, you know that? I hate that in a woman. Can't I just buy you a fancy handbag or go down or you or something and we can call it even?

[sextapes]

How can a fancy handbag be even remotely equivalent to insisting you have the equivalent of a high school education?

[autorevive]

What about the oral sex? Can't we revisit that one?