dancinpenguins: (| domo | turn it out~)
Arden ([personal profile] dancinpenguins) wrote in [community profile] boxofdactyls2011-09-03 12:01 am
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[randomizer] memebells is for pussybitches

➔ Randomizer style, because it's my favorite.
Option one: hit up www.random.org/ and use the randomizer to pick a number between 1 and 8. Now match that number to the themes below and drop a comment with your muse, setting up the scene.  Let us know in the subject line what number you got.  Other people will respond to you and RP it out!
Option two: just drop a blank comment and I (and other people, if they want) will roll and respond, noting the scenario in the subject line and setting up the scene.  
➔ Multiple threads are cool!  You guys can play with each other too, not just me, if you want.
➔  For the complete randomizer experience, feel free to do what I'm gonna do and take a randomizer to your muse list to figure out who to tag people with.  B)


<ONE>

SHAMELESS DATING MEME.  You two have been a couple for a long long time.  What in the world could that be like??? lolarious, that's for sure.


<TWO>

BAD PICK UP LINES.  One or both characters try to woo the other with the worst flirtation attempts ever.  Worst... or best???

No, definitely worst.


<THREE>

VENGEANCE.   One or both of you wronged the other in some horrible way.  Time for payback, Liam Neeson style.


<FOUR>

COLLEGE ROOMMATES.  This one is pretty self explanatory, I think.


<FIVE>

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET: THE R KELLY EDITION.   One or both of you are trapped in a closet, while some sort of ridiculous drama unfolds outside of it, in it, around it, who cares.  See Trapped in the Closet, Chpts. 1 -22 for more details.


<SIX>

THE FUCKING TERMINATOR.   Maybe you're riding the bus together, or waiting in line at the DMV.  But suddenly the fucking Terminator shows up from the future to kill you both.  For some reason.  ESCAPE.   FIND OUT WHAT YOU HAVE IN COMMON THAT COULD LEAD TO A FUTURE ASSASSIN COMING AFTER YOU.  BOND.  STUFF.


<SEVEN>

JURASSIC PARK.   You've both been invited on this tour of an amazing new island theme park... but shit went bad pretty fast.


<EIGHT>

SAME GIRL:  THE R. KELLY EDITION.
 You've both been banging the same girl.  Or guy.  Whatever.  And you just FIGURED IT OUT.  WHAT NOW.

<OR>  MAKE UP YOUR OWN! 

bigbad: injuries ([Buffy] nummy treat)

Spike | BtVS/AtS

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8 sdfjaklf;f

[identity profile] negaclark.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, Spike, it was a really really bad idea to hit on Clark's adopted sister.

Because now you came home to your crypt to find him... waiting for you all dramatically. Like this icon, except your crypt doesn't have any windows, so I guess he's just... staring at the wall.

Well. That is way less intimidating.]


Spike, is it?

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Gabriel/The Trickster | That Show About The Two Brothers That Kill Shit.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:05 am (UTC)(link)

seis.

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[riding on a bus, riding on a bus, riding on a bus.





man, those budget cuts since krang took over are really cutting into shredder's style here.]

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darkholme: (S A S S M C F R A S S.)

Raven | X-MEN: FIRST CLASS

[personal profile] darkholme 2011-09-03 04:05 am (UTC)(link)

same...girl

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[Well, everyone goes through an experimental phase and when you're a shapeshifter, that's bound to involve some genderbending antics, right??? Apparently. Sherlock's stalked you down, brosis, and now... has caught his man! Er. Or whatever.]

You may remove the wig - it won't do you any service now, my good man.

sexyy kindaaaaaaa?

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Julian Sark | That Show About The Spy Bitch

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[identity profile] forksextras.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Chief Swan decided that you were perving on his daughter or something while you were doing some spy shit in Seattle while she was... on a class field trip or something, idk. I'm sure it was a misunderstanding, but he's a small town guy with a big gun and a big mustache, he's not about to listen to reason.

So have a ridiculously large rifle lowered at your head from behind when you're about to get in your fabulous car.]


You're gonna wanna keep those hands where I can see 'em.

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cons: (sucks.)

Wichita | ZOMBIELAND

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[identity profile] yournewbff.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Like omg here comes that total bitch Wichita, who ruined Jessica's prom night hopes or something by saying something that made Mike Newton totally laugh at her the other day.

Yeah, she has to die.

Jessica eyes her as she enters the lunch room, then puts on a big fake smile and waves her down]

HAHSKJgb

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hasperkynipples: ([dean] huh)

dean winchester | supernatural

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[Check out the mega foxy chick over by the punch bowl, Dean-o.

He doesn't have to know she's a VIRGIN GODDESS.]

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parsecs: (25. I ain't dumb)

Han Solo | Star Wars

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[Max is apparently in heat or something, yeah I'm actually going there. Either way, she just... shoves herself in front of Han at the bar, and gives him a lascivious once-over.]

Yeah. You'll do.

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Asuka Langley Sorhyu | That Show About The Giant Goddamn Robots With Mindfuck

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[identity profile] cuckolding.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[When you came home tonight, Asuka, people were having an incredibly obnoxious party in your living room.

And potentially an orgy in your bedroom. It's not the sort of thing that merits peeking twice.]
all_thecavalry: ([lois] you suck)

lois lane | smallville

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[This isn't even Laura's time or place in space either, so... she's just wondering where the hell she is, looking around in front of the Daily Planet when Lois walks out... and that's when Arnold starts striding towards them... and pulls out a GIANT GUN]

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exdemon: with: Xander ($ lion's heart)

Anya Jenkins | BtVS

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[Guess who's coming home late again? Yeah, you're right.]

asdfasdfasdf <3

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Christina Nickson | That Show Where The Antichrist Kills Your Bitch Ass

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2 .___.

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[Crowley totally put him up to this and he's too stupid to know better than to not try and invite you to his pants party. Because he doesn't know what that means any more than Brick does.

/awkwardly holding his drink as he sidles up next to you]


Did it cause you any harm?

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eliot spencer | leverage

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2, i'm so sorry

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You shouldn't be around me. I'm no good for you. [INTENSE STARE]

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[GIANT BOOMING SOUNDS OF A T-REX APPROACHING, WHILE THE TWO OF YOU HUDDLE TOGETHER INSIDE THE VEHICLE.

Finally, Izzy gets sick of this shit and slams the door open, heading out into the rain and unwinding the whip from her wrist]


I can take it.

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Andrew Wells | That Show Where Some Chick Kills And Fucks Vampires.

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[Don't mind Lestat he's just practicing his ~rockstar singing~ in the shower. Loudly.]

........SIX

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Deadpool/Wade Wilson | Marvel comics

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1, oh my god

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Wade, are you even listening to me?
whatialways_do: ([max] lip bite)

max guevara | dark angel

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3, you just get... all my edward cullen

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[DID YOU HURT BELLA, MAX?? IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED HERE???? Whatever, it is, Edward is sullenly stalking you all over the city]

/takes all of it

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succubitch: (You could win a brand new car)

Lilah Morgan | Angel the Series

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exdemon: with: Xander ($ Just masturbate like the rest of us)

....one. o_O

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Lilah? [Anya walks over to Lilah, who is working on something Lawyerly at her desk.] When are you coming to bed?

Re: ....one. o_O

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[ok i lied, this college is even weirder]

Did you leave dese dishes in de sink?

Gretchen Berg | Heroes

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[No sense beating around the bush /pun intended] So, you look like the kinda girl who loves a good taco buffet.

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['Sup Sylar. Here's this little yellow rat staring intently at those electric fences keeping the velociraptors in and sparking slightly. It's probably in love with the power grid or something. Doesn't it remind you of the girlfriend you killed?]

duh

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Yeah, I don't think this is gonna be easy for you to hear but...

Pretty sure you've turned me gay.

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[identity profile] temperedempire.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Man, apparently Arnold thinks Dominik is John Conner b/c of poor PB choice on my part. Sorry you're getting stuck in the middle of this, Wheels.

THIS FANCY PARTY'S GETTING CRASHED BY THE TERMINATOR.]

Four

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[Yeah, welcome to... Evil Being College or something. Whatever, blue girl. Galinda Lilith isn't having any of this pagan bullshit.]

I don't think I like you. What did you do with Crowley?

[Because... Clearly Illyria, like, ate him or something. That's the only explanation for why she's not rooming with her Lolita-loving mostly gay fuckbuddy.]

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slay: ats (1.08) (Default)

Buffy Summers | BtVS

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[Well, apparently Flynn can't get away from blondes. Go figure.

Of course, because this is... Buffy, your anniversary dinner is disrupted by DEMONS. Which Flynn is cunningly beating off with a frying pan. Because he is a master of pan-fu.]


When I said we needed a little more adventure, I didn't mean this much.

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