[randomizer] memebells is for pussybitches

[dancinpenguins]

➔ Randomizer style, because it's my favorite.
➔ Option one: hit up www.random.org/ and use the randomizer to pick a number between 1 and 8. Now match that number to the themes below and drop a comment with your muse, setting up the scene.  Let us know in the subject line what number you got.  Other people will respond to you and RP it out!
➔ Option two: just drop a blank comment and I (and other people, if they want) will roll and respond, noting the scenario in the subject line and setting up the scene.  
➔ Multiple threads are cool!  You guys can play with each other too, not just me, if you want.
➔  For the complete randomizer experience, feel free to do what I'm gonna do and take a randomizer to your muse list to figure out who to tag people with.  B)


<ONE>

SHAMELESS DATING MEME.  You two have been a couple for a long long time.  What in the world could that be like??? lolarious, that's for sure.


<TWO>

BAD PICK UP LINES.  One or both characters try to woo the other with the worst flirtation attempts ever.  Worst... or best???

No, definitely worst.

<THREE>

VENGEANCE.   One or both of you wronged the other in some horrible way.  Time for payback, Liam Neeson style.


<FOUR>

COLLEGE ROOMMATES.  This one is pretty self explanatory, I think.

<FIVE>

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET: THE R KELLY EDITION.   One or both of you are trapped in a closet, while some sort of ridiculous drama unfolds outside of it, in it, around it, who cares.  See Trapped in the Closet, Chpts. 1 -22 for more details.


<SIX>

THE FUCKING TERMINATOR.   Maybe you're riding the bus together, or waiting in line at the DMV.  But suddenly the fucking Terminator shows up from the future to kill you both.  For some reason.  ESCAPE.   FIND OUT WHAT YOU HAVE IN COMMON THAT COULD LEAD TO A FUTURE ASSASSIN COMING AFTER YOU.  BOND.  STUFF.


<SEVEN>

JURASSIC PARK.   You've both been invited on this tour of an amazing new island theme park... but shit went bad pretty fast.


<EIGHT>

SAME GIRL:  THE R. KELLY EDITION.  You've both been banging the same girl.  Or guy.  Whatever.  And you just FIGURED IT OUT.  WHAT NOW.

<OR>  MAKE UP YOUR OWN! 

Comments

[bigbad]

[It's awkward wandering around with a stupid tweed jacket on his head, but it's way better than the alternative.]

Yeah. Enjoy your weirrrd old perrrson sex. [Sorry, Buffy, he couldn't help himself. Really, why does he talk?] Come on, sweetharrrt.

[slay]

[ Buffy elbows him for that. Both ... being a dumbass and expecting his accent to work and calling her sweetheart. So unnecessary. She shoves him roughly out the door and almost crosses the threshold herself when Walsh stops her. ]

Wait. [ Giles and Buffy exchange nervous looks, and then Buffy looks at Walsh with a shrug. ]

Something wrong? Or, uh, you know. Wrong-er? Wrong-er than what's already transpired wrong?

[ Professor Walsh's gaze goes straight over Buffy's shoulder to where Spike is, scrutinizing. ] I know that voice.

[bigbad]

Do you? How weeerrd. Uh. We've really got to be going.

[Spike's still got a jacket on his head, yep. He pulls it up high enough so that he can see, though he leaves it covering his head. Also, it's daytime and they may need to make a dash for the sewers, so he wants to have some protection.]

No. Wait. [Walsh walks closer, giving Spike a shrewd look.] I know you from somewhere.

[Shit.]