A Box of Ardendactyls

➔ Randomizer style, because I like it best.
➔ Option one: hit up www.random.org/ and use the randomizer to pick a number between 1 and 6. Now match that number to the themes below and play out that scene! Let me know in the subject line what number you got.
➔ Option two: just pick whichever one appeals to you most/inspires you, if you don't like your randomchan encounter. Or make some shit up. I'm open. ACTION SPAMMO please.
➔ Forgive me for ... any complete fail.

<ONE>
GENERIC BARROOM SCENE.  Wolvy's drowning all his cage-fighting sorrows at the bar.  His life is super hard, man.  OBVIOUSLY THIS WILL NOT END WITH SOME KIND OF BARROOM ALTERCATION / Star Wars cantina "We don't serve droids mutants" scene.  Obviously.  <<  Come have a beer next to him while he counts his crumply dollars, looking generally disgruntled.

<TWO>
DANGER WILL ROBINSON ROOM I guess your character is an X-man now, somehow or other.  Give them a cheesy power if they don't have one.  :'D  FIGHTING SENTINELS IN THE DANGER ROOM, AWW YEAH.

<THREE>
SEXY MOTORCYCLE REPAIR DAY.  Oh no, Logan's precious bike broke down, and he's got it parked outside some podunk gas station / truck stop / whatever, so that he can fix her up.  In a wife beater.  All greasy.  I PLAY WOLVERINE FOR HIS STUNNING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

<FOUR>
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.  Yet another scenario where your character is somehow a mutant.  In mutant school.  And Logan's teaching class today, because, I don't know, Professor Grey went psycho and tried to destroy the world or something.  He plunks into the classroom and puts his feet up on the desk, with a stogie in his mouth.   And... waits for you all to make the first move, I guess.  He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

<FIVE>
GENTLEMAN HOME INVADER. It's late, been a long hard day of getting his ass handed to him, and then growing it back again, and you know what, Logan just really needs a fucking beer.  He figures you're all sleeping, suburbanites, so he's just... helping himself to the fridge in your garage.

<SIX>
CAGE FIGHTING. I don't know what your character is doing at a cage fight, but that's pretty awesome of them.  Logan's just getting done pummeling everyone, and maybe you won or lost big as a result.  Either way, he collects his moneys, and the announcer's asking if anyone else dares to go a round.  You can chat him up or TRY TO DEFEAT HIMMMMM.