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[hyperverbose]

Question that I'm already sure I'm going to regret asking:

Is someone actually expecting us to wear these uniforms?  They're not exactly GQ, and the fact that one seems to keep magically appearing in my closet when I try to toss it out is starting to scream cult dynamic.  I'm not gonna wake up sewn into one next week, am I?

Comments

[hyperverbose]

Why am I hardly surprised that Captain Unitard is fine with this?

[flagwaver]

That has nothing to do with this. I'm just trying to focus on more important things.

[Like the fact that we are in this weird place between worlds???]

[hyperverbose]

And I'm trying to focus on things we can control right now.

[flagwaver]

And how's that working out for you?

[hyperverbose]

Maybe if Negative Nancy wasn't dismissing my very legitimate concern right now, it would be going a lot better. [ STOP SAYING TONY NO TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING STEVE

that's pepper's job or was ]

[flagwaver]

You think me not agreeing with you is the reason why uniforms keep showing up in your closet?

[hope you can feel him line facing from here]

[hyperverbose]

I can neither confirm nor deny that claim.

[flagwaver]

At this point, I'm starting to hope you do end up sewn into it.

[hyperverbose]

Still not ruling it out, so maybe you'll get lucky. Though aren't you allergic to wearing anything that's not red, white, and blue?

[flagwaver]

Aren't you allergic to wearing anything that costs less than $1,000?