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[hyperverbose]

Question that I'm already sure I'm going to regret asking:

Is someone actually expecting us to wear these uniforms?  They're not exactly GQ, and the fact that one seems to keep magically appearing in my closet when I try to toss it out is starting to scream cult dynamic.  I'm not gonna wake up sewn into one next week, am I?

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[flagwaver]

You think me not agreeing with you is the reason why uniforms keep showing up in your closet?

[hope you can feel him line facing from here]

[hyperverbose]

I can neither confirm nor deny that claim.

[flagwaver]

At this point, I'm starting to hope you do end up sewn into it.

[hyperverbose]

Still not ruling it out, so maybe you'll get lucky. Though aren't you allergic to wearing anything that's not red, white, and blue?

[flagwaver]

Aren't you allergic to wearing anything that costs less than $1,000?