tv tropes ❧ open meme

[dancinpenguins]

the tv tropes meme

The rules of the game are simple.

1. Go to TV Tropes.
2. Hit random trope. You get as many randoms as you need.
3. Tag someone with a scenario based on that trope.

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[naruchnik]

And here I was thinking I could have just shot you in the head and ran for it.

[:| You know, instead of saving your ass.

Remind him why he did that??]

Meanwhile, there's still a spider the size of a Volkswagon.

[IN CASE YOU FORGOT.]

[agentspooky]

[ well THAT WAKES HIM UP OK, and he scrabbles for his gun, which he doesn't find, noticing that thing is bearing down on them. he grits his teeth, realizing the other man took his gun 8| ] Don't just stand there with your head up your ass, Krycek!

[naruchnik]

I'm working on it. [getting his head out of his ass or shooting the spider. WE JUST DON'T KNOW, because he missed again. holy shit, krycek. you are a hitman. this is like YOUR ONE JOB. IT IS THE ONE THING PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO DO.

and the spider has now decided it's done watching its soaps and is skittering towards them to bite their heads off or something, as spiders do.]

[wantstobelieve]

[ mulder clambers backwards, getting to his feet, grabbing for the man's shoulder after he misses ] Krycek! Give me the gun!

[naruchnik]

[Krycek looks like he's trying to debate whether death by spider or giving Mulder the upper hand again is worse, and finally decides that he does not long for the sweet release of death, especially not like this, and hands it over.]

You miss enough times, you better damn well save a bullet for yourself, Mulder. That's gotta be a bad way to go.

[You know what he's gonna do now.

He's gonna

run like a fucking bitch.

HE LEFT MULDER WITH THE GUN AND DIDN'T LEAVE HIM TO DIE UNCONSCIOUS IN THE CAR. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GOOD DEEDS DO YOU WANT FROM HIM TODAY.]

[agentspooky]

[ mulder fires off four shots at the charging spider, starting to stagger backwards from it as krycek goes RUNNING OFF THAT BITCH. he hits three times, the third shot going wild. the spider hisses and a big sticky blob of web goes shooting out from it, but with a NAT 20 mulder does a fucking tuck and roll to the side ]

[naruchnik]

[That would've been the last anyone saw of Krycek, except I rolled to decide if he'd actually get away and we'd just have Mulder and a spider forever, but he

crit failed.

so apparently the road just up around the curve is a sticky awful mess of web and the only option is back the way they came or straight down and that looks like... some drop.

REALLY.

Full of frustrated Aries rage, Krycek picks up the biggest rock he can get his hands on and returns, hurling it at the spider... and fails. Apparently, my dice HATE KRYCEK. HE HAS NOT ROLLED ABOVE A FIVE ON ANY ATTACK.] It's got the road blocked.

[agentspooky]

[ it's ok, mulder fucking misses again as he sees krycek running back, getting to his feet as he shouts: ] Then we've gotta get around it, head back the other way!