tv tropes ❧ open meme

[dancinpenguins]

the tv tropes meme

The rules of the game are simple.

1. Go to TV Tropes.
2. Hit random trope. You get as many randoms as you need.
3. Tag someone with a scenario based on that trope.

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[tailwinds]

You ask me, this sort of thing's more than a little tacky, really. But what do ya do.

I take it vehicular sabotage isn't in your wheelhouse.

[sakurasmile]

Not unless writing a scathin' tabloid about it will make it shut down in a fit of despair.

[She walks back to where her motorcycle is parked and yanks her rapier out of its special scabbard.] Guess we'll have to ask nicely like the sweet lasses we are.

[tailwinds]

Should I make with the distraction action?

[sakurasmile]

I'd honestly weep bitterly if you didn't. [she winks.] And I'm a bloody awful crier. No one wants that, yeah?

[tailwinds]

You might wanna find something to hold onto.

[sakurasmile]

[She finds a tree she can hold onto and gives a sharp whistle indicating she's good.]

Aye. Got it. Blow 'em away, sister.

[tailwinds]

[ raising both hands, aya points towards the guards in the distance... and then her eyes go white as blasts of forceful wind go blasting outward, sending debris spinning wildly and knocking them all abruptly off their feet ]

[sakurasmile]

[Kyomi releases her tree and grins satisfactory.] Lovely as always. [she pats her on the shoulder.] Let's go make some new friends, yeah?

[The bewildered and blown off-balance guards get treated to two sexy ladies approaching them, one brandishing a rapier.] Hello, chums. Bit of rough weather today, innit? Funny how that happens. Ah-ah. [she points her rapier at one who seems to be going for his gun.] I just cleaned it this morning. Please don't make me get blood on it.

[tailwinds]

We're going to need your keys. [ she tilts her head and affixes them with a sassy eyebrow raise. ]

[sakurasmile]

[The guards exchange looks and decide that they are not paid enough to deal with hot women with swords and fucking tornado powers, and one of them tosses the keys their way. Kyomi scoops them up by the ring with her rapier tip.]

Such good boys. Now unless you'd like a trip to Oz in an unexpected twister, I suggest you run along.

[tailwinds]

[ they look at each other a moment, but then they turn tail and head off, as aya sticks her tongue in her cheek watching them ] Almost too easy.

What do you think? We run this thing off a cliff?

[sakurasmile]

We're terrifyin'. [shrug] Well, now that I've said it, I'm almost attached to that twister thing.

[tailwinds]

Might cause some mean collateral damage. [ she sounds kinda excited tbh ]

[sakurasmile]

Well, I'm not gonna write out a detailed report about it.

[tailwinds]

You're gonna wanna stand back.