the shameless dating meme ❧

[dancinpenguins]

shameless dating: the meme

rules:
- post with your characters
one per comment, specify any preferences you have about m/f, m/m, f/f nonsense.
- respond to other characters as you please
-those two characters have now been dating (and or married???  whatever you want) for a long fucking time
- ship ship ship ship ship

hard mode:
- number your full muse list. use rng to decide who to respond to characters with, like i do. rinse and repeat.

 

Comments

[smelltheroses]

[ /AUs president snow into middle-earth where he's a despotic king who still makes his people do horrible bloody death arena fights starring young children. i guess this is somehow an arranged marriage or some shit to keep war from breaking out with the mirkwood elves?? i think thranduil was just trying to ship her off so legolas would stop making googly eyes at her, lbr. either way, tauriel really got the short end of the stick here. president king snow greets her in the main hall, with a single smelly rose which he presents to her with a sweeping bow. ] My dear. You are every bit as lovely as they claim.

[itisourfight]

[ Tauriel fought this with everything she had but let's be real, what she had wasn't ever really all that much so if the kings decided that she would make a better Queen then captain of the guard well... here she is.

The short end of the stick is so short it barely even exists, but Tauriel nonetheless accepts the rose and gives Snow a dignified nod.

No, she isn't going to bow or curtsy. It's just not happening. ]

And you too more than live up to your reputation.

[ That is to say, you seem to be a right prick. ]

[smelltheroses]

I should hope so. [ his chilling smile seems to hint at the fact that he's picked up on her hidden meaning, but he clearly seems unperturbed. ] Reputation is a powerful tool for a sovereign, and one which, when wielded properly, is the true secret to a peaceful kingdom.

Although it seems your King Thranduil is aware of other equally intelligent roads to peace. I must admit, his accord with this arrangement hardly seemed befitting of his own rather... isolationist reputation.

[itisourfight]

My king does what he thinks is best for his people. No more, and no less.

[ If she has at times doubted that he is right, she is not going to admit that to this king. ]

[smelltheroses]

We have that in common, then. [ he offers her his arm, ewwww. ] Something I hope you'll come to realize in the days ahead.