boxofdactyls | ICHIGO KUROSAKI || VOICE-TEST

➔ Randomizer style, because I like it best.
➔ Option one: hit up www.random.org/ and use the randomizer to pick a number between 1 and 6. Now match that number to the themes below and play out that scene! Let me know in the subject line what number you got.
➔ Option two: just pick whichever one appeals to you most/inspires you, if you don't like your randomchan encounter. Or make some shit up. I'm open. ACTION SPAMMO please.
➔ Forgive me for ... any complete fail.

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HOLLOW ATTACK. Congratulations! Your character can suddenly (or has always been able to) see ghosts and spirits and things. Which means that you can see the giant monstrous Hollow beast that's come to attack you in the middle of the night. It lets out a hideous roar and rips a hole through your bedroom wall. Fuuuuuuuck.

<TWO>
YE OLDE BLIND DATE MEME.. Everyone knows how dis works by now.

<THREE>
NEW STUDENT! As in you've just transferred to Karakura High School. Tag your character into the lunchroom/classroom seat beside Ichigo/something more entertaining, and they can be generally suspicious of each other's lives :'D

<FOUR>
DIMENSIONAL DUMPING GROUND. Either Ichigo's been dumped into some exciting moment from your character's canon, or your character finds themselves suddenly in his. Feel free to tag with a scenario, or do a blank tag and I'll set up something in his world. They don't know how they got there. Blame wormholes in space/time.

<FIVE>
DREAMWALKER. For some inexplicable reason, your character and Ichigo are sharing dream space. Either you've walked into his dream, or vice versa. Same thing as before: either tag with a scenario, or a blank tag and I'll do it :D

<SIX>
INVENT YOUR OWN. Come up with some kind of meme scenario that you love best and set it up.

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[STAY THERE?? SERIOUSLY? If he MOVED, the thing would crush them in seconds flat. And here she was acting like he was only still fending it with his sword because she told him to. Women.]

[Grunting slightly against the strain] We're not doing anything. You need to get out of he-- [It roars and he curses as it headbutts towards him and drives him backwards about fifteen feet down the road, his feet digging against the road as he leans all his wait onto the sword]

Not exactly in a position for arguing right now, Carrot Top! Let's try less with the testosterone, more with the teamwork. [ It's said in a rushed way as she runs back towards him at full speed, jumping onto the thing's tail so she can drive the makeshift stake down through it and impale it to get it distracted from Ichigo and flailing around to hit her instead of the rest of the crowds. ]

[The thing lets out a horribly loud roar and Ichigo curses again as it rears on her.] Are you stupid?! It's going to-- [It chomps down towards her and he takes the opening to leap on its back, catching his balance as it twists back up into place]

It's not going to do anything except kill a lot of people unless you give me some giant monster murder tips. [ She brings both arms up in a defensive stance as it chomps towards her, but luckily he distracts it and she's just left to deal with the way the tail lashes around -- both from annoyance at Ichigo, and trying to shake the stick she stabbed into it, which for something that big was probably the equivalent of a stupid thorn. This was gonna be tough. She grabbed onto the broken piece of sign to keep herself rooted to the tail as it flailed around. ] Now, please!

I have to be the one who kills it, or its soul won't-- [But having to take a moment mid-combat while riding the back of a hollow to explain the job of a Soul Reaper, while the thing is violently lashing around, isn't really conducive to balance. His arms pinwheel a bit, as he's got to keep a hold of that Sword. All his regular Soul Reaper finesse seems to fly out the window in his frustration with Buffy trying to snake his kill.]

Not really concerned with its soul so much as living right now! [ The thrashing about continues and ends with Buffy and her stupid little pole getting slung into the side of a building as the tail smashed through it. A normal person would probably be dead, but Buffy just lands in the pile of glass and metal and brick and props herself up slowly on her elbows, grimacing. ]

[Ok, Ichigo's insane OH NO LETTING PEOPLE DOWN I SHOULD BE PROTECTING urges take over when he watches her get FLUNG INTO A BUILDING, and he lets out a yell and bring the sword down, cracking open dat mask with mighty He-Man strength or something.

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKU--

Never mind. Gotta make sure she's ok.]

No! Don't come over here! [ She lifts herself up in time to see him cracking the mask before he starts worrying, and she does some math. Mask it is. ] I'm fine, stupid, the good citizens of Tokyo getting stomped by Godzilla? Not so much. I'll survive, he needs to not. [ She slowly gets herself back on her feet just in time for the thing to smash a fist through the building just below her and it starts crumbling downwards to the ground, and she's caught in the landslide. Buildingslide. Whatever. ]

[WHY IS HIS LIFE FULL OF PEOPLE GETTING INTO TROUBLE fjskla; Whatever, he should have...steered the Hollow or something better so it wouldn't drop a building on her, but too late now, so he's gonna ride it all the way to the crashing ground, sword still buried in its fucking face YEAHHH BOI

And then glance around for her to see if she's still babbling somewhere or not. At least he has a clear way to know if she is okay]

HEY! YOU IN THERE?!

[ She shoves a giant slab of rock off of her with one good kick and slowly begins to pick herself up with a particularly whiny groan. ] I think so ... [ Because no matter how many exciting superpowers she has, or how big of a castle she lives in, she's still Buffy. ]

Is it dead yet or do I need to get on you for talking instead of slaying? [ It's instinctive to talk down to him like he's one of her girls at this point. And that makes her sound like the Slayer castle is a whorehouse and she's their madame but I'm leaving it. ]

It was already DEAD, technically... [But whatever, he's not gonna... argue that with her :| ]

What the HELL were you THINKING?! Do you even KNOW what a Hollow IS?! [He's such a hypocrite.]

Venturing a guess that it's a giant, undead, city-stomping monster. Which makes it my department. What's your excuse, sword-guy?

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