boxofdactyls | just rp it: one more time

how to play.

1. Drop a comment with one or more of your muses. It can be empty if you want me to make a scenario, or you can toss one at me. Prompts are boss. (a word, song, lyric, picture, phrase, a meme prompt, anything). Specify if there's something you do or don't want, otherwise I could throw anything at you: AUs, shippiness, awfulness. You've been warned, son.
1b. If you want to continue a verse we started in another thread somewhere, specify it in the comment or subject line.

2. In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with (including OCs, who have their own list), or you can ask me to pick someone. No muses are off-limits. Otherwise, I'll pick or randomize someone.
Don't be afraid to ask for anybody - if I'm not feeling it, I'll be honest.
2b. Muses I would really love to play right now, in case you are having a hard time choosing:
Peter Quill, Dean Winchester, Tony Stark, Lois Lane, Regina Mills, Phil Coulson, Cordelia Chase, John Constantine, Pepper Potts, Lucifer. Also voicetesting Jack Harkness...

3. just rp with me. if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse. if it doesn't, it doesn't.

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[ That is, exactly the response this video should elicit. ]

You needed the internet to figure that out? [ Her grin wry. ] I'll introduce you to Jersey Shore some time.

[ That would be all the proof he needs, okay. ]

I take it there's some quality programming in there somewhere too.

Ehhhh. [ Making a so-so gesture with her hand. ] Debatable. It was kind of hard to top the eighties.

[ John Hughes, okay. ]

But despite evidence to the contrary? Last few decades were a pretty great time for music.

Alex and Skye have tried catching me up.

She got me Spotify.

[ Her eyes narrow, head cocked to the side as if she seems to consider something for a silent moment. Then her hand is held out palm up, the decision made in her eyes as she gives him an expectant look. ]

Give me your phone.

[ IMMEDIATELY SUSPICIOUS ] What do you want with my phone?

I'm going to use it to look up porn sites. [ Deadpan. ] Making it so you're following me on Spotify so that you get a well rounded musical education.

Just don't tell me you're also big on rap. [ he can handle some of it, but a lot of it just isn't his style, sry alex ]

[ She'll just, stare at him like; OMG why are you trying to make this so hard I'm actually trying to be nice here and you're kind of a pain in the ass what are you a New Yorker?! ]

Well rounded. Musical education. [ Just give her your damn phone Peter. ] If you don't like something there's a magical 'skip' button.

Fine. [ he will pull it out of his back pocket and hand it off, KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON THE PROCEEDINGS ] Though I reserve the right to judge and judge harshly.

[ I mean. Is now the time to point out that if he hadn't given it to her she was gonna lift it and do it herself then give it back? Probably not. ]

I'm sure your opinion will keep me up at night. [ Rolling her eyes so hard as she finds her profile and hits follow.

Maybe he never looks at it after this. Maybe one day he will notice the appearance of a playlist that she will legitimately spend the next four years adding to because sometimes she can be extra to the nth degree.]

Regardless of what you think, I'm a man of excellent taste. [ if you listen hard enough, they say you can hear the entire galaxy laughing ]

[ And she's just going to make a show of looking him up and down as she hands his phone back. ]

Of course you are. [ Complete with a condescending pat on the leg. ]

What's that supposed to mean?

It means I don't see any space outlaw circles around here.

[ Harking back to his earlier statement.

It's possible she's just being difficult because YES SHE LIKES RAP PETER QUILL! ]

Probably because Earth is about another few hundred years away from any semblance of decent space travel.

[ Snapping her fingers in the air and ending in a finger pointing in his direction. ]

Well, at least we're fashion forward.

This is the only planet I've seen crocs, so maybe you wanna rethink that.

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[ Her lips press together and she stares at him a moment, her eyes narrowing. ]

Touche. [ Fair. ] I guess of all the Michael Jackson looks for space to appropriate... you could have done worse.

Hey, Michael Jackson is a national treasure.

Oh honey. No. We have got to give you a crash course in 21st century Earth. Saying that in the wrong place will get you beaten up, or on a sex offenders registry.

Wait, what? What's wrong with Michael Jackson?

[ She will immediately break out her phone and hit up Drakenet. ]

You mean, aside from this?

[ She's not even at the bad part but this is a good ice breaker for Michael Jackson: No longer the hero of your childhood. ]

[ he looks at the phone, then looks at her, then looks at the phone

:| ] Oh come on.

I know about Photoshop.

[ Oh Peter. You sweet summer child.

She'll just, start scrolling through the image search tab so he can see it all. ]

Not even the internet has trolls dedicated enough to do this much photoshop.

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