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Question that I'm already sure I'm going to regret asking:

Is someone actually expecting us to wear these uniforms? They're not exactly GQ, and the fact that one seems to keep magically appearing in my closet when I try to toss it out is starting to scream cult dynamic. I'm not gonna wake up sewn into one next week, am I?

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I'm being serious, Tony.

So was I, for the record.

No. You were being twelve.

Lying about your age on the Internet is one of the great national pasttimes.

Natasha's gone native already too, you know. It's a whole... spy thing.

I think she has the right idea, especially until we know what we're actually dealing with.

I just don't think it's going to bring out my eyes.

Then wear some sunglasses.

Touche.

So how are you settling in, by the way?

Probably not much better than you have.

[She's just trying to hide it, okay.]

I thought I was doing pretty great, actually. I met a guy with a robot arm, got drunk upside down, had some curly fries.

It's just like home.

Except for the uniform.

Did anyone ever tell you you have this real talent for conversational callbacks?

You just make it so easy.

[:)]

Not something I hear a lot.

Someone has to keep you grounded.

[ ahahaahhahaha

stares into the camera ]

You're probably onto something with that.

Love you too.

[ he'll just be over here staring at those words for a long time. and you know. simmering in guilt. ]

Love you more.

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