boxofdactyls | DIANA || WONDER WOMAN voice-test

➔ I really enjoy these randomizer memes and sometimes I get bored using the same prompt on a voice-test post, so.... I stole this format.
➔ Option one: hit up www.random.org/ and use the randomizer to pick a number between 1 and 6. Now match that number to the themes below and play out that scene! Let me know in the subject line what number you got.
➔ Option two: just pick whichever one appeals to you most/inspires you, if you don't like your randomchan encounter. Or make some shit up. I'm open. ACTION SPAMMO please.
➔ Forgive me for ... any complete fail.

<ONE>
THE MALL. Look, bitches, even Amazons like new shoes. Diana is just out shopping around, trying to have a normal day off. Feel free to ruin it completely, or just to make conversation with the large, scary woman browsing boots.

<TWO>
ZOMG TENTACLE MONSTERS. That awkward moment when a giant disgusting green tentacle bursts out of the sewer five feet from you and whatever you were doing out and about in the city at the time. Well, shit. Mondays, man.

<THREE>
BLIND DATE. Don't ask who actually convinced her to come here, but she doesn't look very happy about this in the first place when you spot her at your table for two. You might recognize her off TV. Yeah. Your blind date is Wonder Woman. At least you picked this nice Greek restaurant...

<FOUR>
CRUISE SHIP. A nice cruise around the Greek Islands, how relaxing. You'll find Diana up on deck, looking out over the railing, arms folded. She seems to have a lot on her mind. Free drinks, free band, really foreboding storm clouds gathering overhead...

<FIVE>
NAZIS. There's little that's more annoying than a fancy dinner party being interrupted by a sudden rip in space-time, out of which pours a bunch of crazy Nazis from an alternate dimension. But when you've been assigned to sit at the same table as Diana Prince, maybe it's not so bad. Make small talk, fight Nazis.

<SIX>
INTERROGATION TIME. Well, this isn't good. Congratulations, you've been caught and tied up by Wonder Woman, who looks pissed as hell and obviously thinks you're guilty of something. And now she's going to make you squeal. If your character is likely to be actually... guilty of doing something to piss her off / be a generally bad dude, feel free to indicate so in brackets. Otherwise, she'll just make 'em sweat.

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[Oh good, you aren't useless. That's a quality she appreciates. Two idiotic Nazis get too close, and she plows straight between them, lifting each one up with either arm and then slamming them both down into the ground. Their guns go clattering ~~and their bones go shattering~~.]

I must close that portal!

[glances over to try and see what portal she's referring to, and raises an eyebrow at her as he goes to grab another chair]

And how are we supposed to do that?

[Don't question her, Dean, she'll punch it closed if she has to 8|

For now though, she yanks out that lasso and it goes whizzing through the air, wrapping artfully around the body of a soldier menacing a couple of kids. She yanks it back mercilessly, and drags him along the ground, over a prickly stage of upturned chairs and silverware, until he's at her feet.]

He shall tell us.

[ .... raises and eyebrow]

Sweetheart, I don't think he's gonna know.

[Did you just call her 'sweetheart'? You're lucky she's got business to deal with right now.

She hauls him up by the collar, still gripping her end of the lasso wrapped around him.]

What brought you here?

[The guy chokes a little and she slackens her grip on his neck, oops, but then he's forced to reply: 'The Fuhrer's... great machine...']

Where is it?

[She shakes him slightly more, and a bullet suddenly whizzes toward her head, but her left wrist comes up without her even looking, and the bullet goes sailing away.]

Is it beyond that portal?

[Portal? Oh, hell no, Dean isn't going through a portal. But he's too busy shooting back at the Nazis that are shooting at him. He's behind a table. He doesn't have fancy bullet deflecting bracelets. He is, however, a good shot, so those Nazis are going down]

[The soldier stammers out a confirmation and she drops him immediately, leaving him to crumple to the ground. Glancing around, she eyes the place they're spilling out from. Frowning, she thinks for a moment, before an idea strikes her. She glances around towards where Dean's firing.]

You! Provide cover - I shall destroy this machine. [She starts twirling her lasso, and with a flying leap, plummets directly towards the space where the Nazis are spilling out of. While able to use one of her bracers to deflect a few bullets, there's sure as hell a lot of guns trained on her...]

[Dean knows how to provide cover. But she's jumping into the giant chasm of doom? That's suicidal even for him.

... But he'll do as requested anyway]

Your funeral.

[Not quite. While he manages to distract most of the firing Nazis, Wonder Woman's lasso goes striking out over their heads...

right through that portal.

She's close enough now to see through the crack, and her aim is true. The lasso tethers around the terminal, and with a sharp yank, the thing gives a ghastly groan of grinding metal. The rope goes incredibly taut, as she gives it another tug, dodging whizzing bullets.]

[What .... is this woman doing? Dean's still covering her but he's multitasking enough to just ... stare until he can figure out what's going on]

<small.[And with an almighty yank, and a horrible sound of metal wrenching, she pulls hard enough that the machine itself is dragged towards the portal... and as it gets close, reality seems to bend around the weird rip, millions of stars and lines appearing to whirl inward towards the thing... and it implodes in on itself as it crosses the opening, the portal rushing closed, and the lasso breaking free, which she draws towards her again. The firing stops momentarily as the Nazis left on this side stare and shout in German... but it begins again after they realize they're trapped.]

[ ... and Dean's out of ammo]

I need to get to my car.

[She'll cover your ass, Deano. She's behind you in moments, protecting you from the oncoming bullet spray.]

Take one of their weapons!

... Good idea.

[grabs one of the fallen soldiers weapons and starts unloading again ... until he realizes that this gun isn't a semi-automatic like he's used to]

.... Stupid antique guns.

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dsfkalfj html fail >:(

Aww, I do the same thing all the time.