DIANA || WONDER WOMAN voice-test

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

➔ I really enjoy these randomizer memes and sometimes I get bored using the same prompt on a voice-test post, so....  I stole this format.
➔ Option one: hit up www.random.org/ and use the randomizer to pick a number between 1 and 6.  Now match that number to the themes below and play out that scene! Let me know in the subject line what number you got.
➔ Option two:  just pick whichever one appeals to you most/inspires you, if you don't like your randomchan encounter.   Or make some shit up.  I'm open.  ACTION SPAMMO please.
➔ Forgive me for ... any complete fail.

<ONE>
THE MALL.  Look, bitches, even Amazons like new shoes.   Diana is just out shopping around, trying to have a normal day off.  Feel free to ruin it completely, or just to make conversation with the large, scary woman browsing boots.

<TWO>
ZOMG TENTACLE MONSTERS.  That awkward moment when a giant disgusting green tentacle bursts out of the sewer five feet from you and whatever you were doing out and about in the city at the time.  Well, shit.  Mondays, man.

<THREE>
BLIND DATE.   Don't ask who actually convinced her to come here, but she doesn't look very happy about this in the first place when you spot her at your table for two.  You might recognize her off TV.  Yeah.  Your blind date is Wonder Woman.   At least you picked this nice Greek restaurant...

<FOUR>
CRUISE SHIP.    A nice cruise around the Greek Islands, how relaxing.  You'll find Diana up on deck, looking out over the railing, arms folded.  She seems to have a lot on her mind.   Free drinks, free band, really foreboding storm clouds gathering overhead...

<FIVE>
NAZIS.  There's little that's more annoying than a fancy dinner party being interrupted by a sudden rip in space-time, out of which pours a bunch of crazy Nazis from an alternate dimension.  But when you've been assigned to sit at the same table as Diana Prince, maybe it's not so bad.  Make small talk, fight Nazis.  

<SIX>
INTERROGATION TIME.  Well, this isn't good.  Congratulations, you've been caught and tied up by Wonder Woman, who looks pissed as hell and obviously thinks you're guilty of something.  And now she's going to make you squeal.   If your character is likely to be actually... guilty of doing something to piss her off / be a generally bad dude, feel free to indicate so in brackets.  Otherwise, she'll just make 'em sweat.

Comments

FOOOOORE

[isthenight.livejournal.com]

[ And suddenly, from stage left, a hand holding a glass of wine for her. ]

Something on your mind, Princess? [ Though the suit, posture and easy smile may be all Bruce Wayne, there's a concern behind his eyes that's more than the idiotic playboy facade. ]

Dawwww

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

[She'll take the wine, no doubt, and down it all like water, without so much as flinching, before addressing his question. Her eyes are still locked out over the water as she hands the glass back with an air of distracted gratitude.]

You cannot sense that something dark approaches? [She nods towards some erratically swooping birds native to the area that I'm too lazy to go look up.] Even the wildlife is restless.

[isthenight.livejournal.com]

[ ... Diana that was expensive wine. You don't just down it like that. ]

No, I feel it, too. I thought you may have something more than a general sense of foreboding. [ What with her familiarity with Greece and all. ]

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

[Whatever, Bruce, bring her something stronger next time then.]

It is not the first time I've encountered such a sensation in this place. The birds speak of a presence, invisible, yet seeking relentlessly for some place or thing.

And, tell me, what lies hidden between these shores that would draw the attention of some great power, if not the land of my home?

one, yo.

[skort]

[ If there's one thing Kara likes about being able to hide behind a pair of glasses, it's actually being able to shop without people trying to take pictures. While the attention was flattering, it was also a little stressful. Sometimes a girl just wants to look at a pair of shoes.

... and apparently spot a mentor from across the store. Unexpected, but definitely not an unwelcome surprise, as it's been a while since Kara's had a chance to talk to Diana.

Taptaptap goes her finger on Diana's shoulder and she grins. ] Long time no see.

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

[She'll turn around, holding one of the display boots from which dangles the anti-theft wire that had formerly attached it to the shelf until... Diana touched it. Oops. Still, she's got one hand free to give you a nice firm and friendly clap on the shoulder, Kara.]

Perhaps too long, my friend. Though only if that time is measured in years, and not thoughts. [Yes. Very deep. She'll... put that shoe down now. GOOD AS NEW.]

[skort]

[ Meanwhile, Kara just looks amused as she reaches over to give Diana a one-armed hug. ]

Gotta say, I didn't expect to see you. It's a nice surprise, though.

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

It is perhaps unexpected to have encountered each other at random. Though I can't understand why you should not have expected to see me again altogether.

[She'll return the hug, though.]

five. i apologize in advance.

[hasperkynipples]

[Dean's seen a lot of weird shit in his time, but random Nazis? totally takes the cake. But now they're yelling at him in German, and ... well, Dean doesn't speak that.]

DUDE. English. Come on. Yo no speck-en-zee Deusche.

dean gonna get his butt whooped if he says the wrong thing.

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

I do not think they are interesting in talking.

[That's the last thing you're gonna hear the nice lady next to you say, Dean, because when you turn around, she's not there anymore. Weird.

Oh LOOK, Nazi scum waving guns at your table, right now. People are screaming, chaos everywhere. This is not looking so good.]

dean knows this, and yet he makes no promises.

[hasperkynipples]

[ ... DAMNIT NAZIS. They always scare away the hot chicks. Now Dean's pissed and he's decided to do something ... stupid.

He reaches out, grabs the nearest gun and sets about taking the nearest Nazi down]

he does live dangerously.

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

[And mow him down he does, but concentrating on that one left him open towards the Nazi aiming his gun right at the back of Dean's head--

However, right at that moment, the entire table Dean was just sitting at before the Nazis showed up gets lifted up into the air, and hurled like a giant discus straight at the soldier. With a horrible HURK sound, followed by a horrendous crash, both table and Nazi go slamming against the wall.

Standing where the table just was is ... a super hot Amazon Princess wearing next to nothing.]

SIX

[kirk]

[Jim is drunk. Incredibly drunk. He might not even realise that he's tied to the chair he's in, but he does have vague recollections of previously being in a bar and not being there any longer.]

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

[That's fine. When he can finally make out what's going on in front of his face, he'll see an angry looking woman glaring down at him.]

[Demanding:] Give me your name.

[kirk]

[Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey~ She's hot. He must have done good work to wind up wherever he is.]

I'll give you more than that, baby~

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

[You really wanted to get punched in the face, didn't you? It's... light by Wonder Woman standards. At least your face is still convex.]

6... so hard.

[be-a-clown.livejournal.com]

So you caught me. Aren't you just the world's greatest detective.

so epic.

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

Spare me your worthless platitudes, Joker. Tell me where he is. [She looks excessively pissed off right now, and is gripping that lasso pretty tight.]

[be-a-clown.livejournal.com]

Now, now! Slow down there toots! You wouldn't want to rush to the end and spoil the surprise, would you? Hehehe.

[He chuckles for a moment longer.]

Besides, there are so many he's in the world. I simply can't narrow it down to one myself!

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

[Rushing to the end is actually exactly her style, clown. That lasso's going to get A WHOLE LOT TIGHTER SUDDENLY.]

Batman. Do not test my patience. [Cuz she don't have any.]

6

[notboywonder.livejournal.com]

[ Seriously? Seriously. This should not be as common an occurrence for Dick as it is. Frankly, it's a little insulting. And Tony is going to be pissed as shit. Unless he's responsible in which case he'll be getting a punch in the dick and then be pissed as shit. Regardless, this is not a happy face. ]

Look, lady, I appreciate that a little creativity's alive and well in the older generations and all, but this is not the way I wanna end my day. Whatever you're hoping to get outta me, you're wasting your time. So, let's cut the cowboys and indians crap and we'll call it even -- pretend this never happened.

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

I'm not inclined to pretend any such thing. [Look, Dick, this is just what you get for trying to be a good guy and not being fast enough to outrun a lasso.]

You were fleeing the scene of that bank robbery. [That's not a statement. It's an accusation.]

[notboywonder.livejournal.com]

[ BEST WAY TO AVOID LASSO OF TRUTH? AVOID TRUTH. AVOID ANSWERS ENTIRELY. ]

Hey, if you saw a bunch of guys with guns robbing a bank, wouldn't you be running the other way? [ Because obviously he wasn't trying to get a small child out. His manly pride won't allow him to admit his heroics. A pause. He looks down at his precarious position and gives the best shrug he can give while lassoed to a chair. ] Y'know, assuming you didn't decide to get kinky with 'em.

TWO

[statiked.livejournal.com]

[ well at least he had time to change. :'( SO NOW THERE IS A STATIC flying over head and... zapping... the giant tentacle... ]

Y'know, I really wasn't in the mood for kalama -- Yow!

[ DODGES THE TENTACLE and zaps some more :'( ]

Jeez. At least let me finish my line!

[lassoedtruth.livejournal.com]

[INCOMING LADY FLYING YO' WAY. And... lassoing that tentacle, flying up and backwards to yank it away from slamming down on your head. You're welcome.]