[ Seriously? Seriously. This should not be as common an occurrence for Dick as it is. Frankly, it's a little insulting. And Tony is going to be pissed as shit. Unless he's responsible in which case he'll be getting a punch in the dick and then be pissed as shit. Regardless, this is not a happy face. ]

Look, lady, I appreciate that a little creativity's alive and well in the older generations and all, but this is not the way I wanna end my day. Whatever you're hoping to get outta me, you're wasting your time. So, let's cut the cowboys and indians crap and we'll call it even -- pretend this never happened.