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President Coriolanus Snow ([personal profile] smelltheroses) wrote in [community profile] boxofdactyls 2013-12-27 01:48 am (UTC)

[ /AUs president snow into middle-earth where he's a despotic king who still makes his people do horrible bloody death arena fights starring young children. i guess this is somehow an arranged marriage or some shit to keep war from breaking out with the mirkwood elves?? i think thranduil was just trying to ship her off so legolas would stop making googly eyes at her, lbr. either way, tauriel really got the short end of the stick here. president king snow greets her in the main hall, with a single smelly rose which he presents to her with a sweeping bow. ] My dear. You are every bit as lovely as they claim.

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