just rp it.

[musedactyl]

how to play.
1.  Drop a comment with one or more of your muses.  It can be empty if you want me to make a scenario, or you can toss one at me.  If you want to just give me a prompt (a word, song, lyric, picture, phrase, anything), I can riff off that too.
2.  In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with, or you can ask me to pick someone.  No muses are off-limits except for those that have no icon uploaded on the list.  If you leave it to me, it is likely that I will give you someone I haven't tried yet, haven't tried much, or haven't played in a long while.
3.  just rp with me.  if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse.  if it doesn't, it doesn't.

Comments

[jotun]

Ahh. Another ally of Stark's, is it? Don't tell me. You intend to use your feeble machines to best a god. [ a throaty chuckle makes its way out of loki's mouth. ] Oh, you mortals are dedicated, aren't you?

[mcthunderstick]

Watch who you're calling mortal, buddy boy.

This isn't about Stark. I could care less about the walking tin can, other than the fact that he's got a very fine booze selection.

[jotun]

In that case, I find myself rather curious why you would invite yourself to his flat unannounced. Particularly given the, ah, current climate. [ there's a well-timed explosion outside as the chitauri continue to war against the city. ]

[mcthunderstick]

I figured that part was obvious. [ he shoves a drink across the counter. ] I'm here to talk to you, sport.

[jotun]

And I'm otherwise occupied. I'll keep you in mind, perhaps, when your world crumbles before me.

[mcthunderstick]

[ his smile turns tighter, more menacing. somewhere in the sky, thunder rumbles dramatically. loki's favorite sound! ]

I wasn't asking for an appointment. We're going to talk. Mano a mano.

[jotun]

[ loki twitches and looks around like he's ready to shit his pants, scepter flashing out from under his manly golden king-worthy cloak, ready for a round with thor. he's over you, zeus, until he realizes that's ... not thor arriving. ]

[mcthunderstick]

Calm your tits, sonny boy. Your brother's not the only one who shits light shows.

[ he swirls the liquid in his glass, smirking ] Did you really think you were the first gods to come party down here?

[jotun]

You possess the power of Mjolnir. [ his assumption is hesitant, because omfg kind of want. ]

[mcthunderstick]

That puny Mattel mallet? Please. Use some imagination.

[jotun]

These mortals would revere any being with capacities beyond their own as a god. I fail to see how declaring yourself such warrants such hubris.

[mcthunderstick]

Because I'm Zeus, bitch.

[jotun]

[ he takes a moment to consider that, then warily asks; ] And you choose now to return, claiming no affection for Tony Stark's team of miscreants. What is it you seek to do?

[mcthunderstick]

I don't think you get it. I'm not returning from anywhere. I've been living here, and I like it here. I'm not letting you turn it into your personal play pen.

[jotun]

And this is your manner of posturing in its defense, is it? [ he glances around, smiling smarmily. ] I see no armies. No weapons. Only a man as eager to be ruled as the rest of them.

[mcthunderstick]

I thought I'd give you a chance to give up before busting your ass down to size. Something for which I don't need an army. Not that I can't scrounge one up, if I felt like it.

[jotun]

I believe you'll find yourself sorely disappointed if you've come with designs on a surrender.

[mcthunderstick]

And I believe you'll find yourself sore in the morning if you don't listen to the English I'm speaking.

You think you can just prance into my planet and take over and all us Earth gods are gonna just be like 'go for it' buddy, and take a vacay?

[jotun]

Being that I can hardly say I or anyone else is impressed with what you've done with the place, I very much believe that I can. As it stands, I think you'll find you're not being given a choice. That would be the principle of hostile takeover.

[mcthunderstick]

Oh, so you and your boys want hostile is that it? [ it's sure getting dark outside... ]

[jotun]

Your threats hold no water. After all, what is a god to a non-believer? [ did loki just quote kanye west? probably. ]