just rp it.

[musedactyl]

how to play.
1.  Drop a comment with one or more of your muses.  It can be empty if you want me to make a scenario, or you can toss one at me.  If you want to just give me a prompt (a word, song, lyric, picture, phrase, anything), I can riff off that too.
2.  In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with, or you can ask me to pick someone.  No muses are off-limits except for those that have no icon uploaded on the list.  If you leave it to me, it is likely that I will give you someone I haven't tried yet, haven't tried much, or haven't played in a long while.
3.  just rp with me.  if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse.  if it doesn't, it doesn't.

Comments

surpriseeee and be gentle as i try him out

[gravedigger]

dsklf;ajfa !!!

[likedillinger]

[ congrats sam, you're now on board a tiny little shitty plane with a white knuckled dean as it flies over some mountains to some remote ass locale. dean hates his life more than anything ever right now. ]

I mean, this is freaking America. I don't believe for a damn second there's anywhere in the continental states you can't reach by car anymore.

Or feet. Feet are good. Ask me, nobody walks enough these days.

DON'T HATE ME IF I SUCK

[gravedigger]

Dude, I explained this to you. You need a passport to get through the border checkpoints in Canada, but you can fly direct to Alaska without one. It was either this, or prison. [ oh did he mention they're going to alaska. this day just gets worse and worse. ] Just ... Relax, would you? And stop fidgeting.

YOU CANT SUCK WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.

[likedillinger]

We've faked every other legal document under the sun. You don't think we could work up a goddamn passport?

SOBS I'M THE WORST HOOVER EVER.

[gravedigger]

I think the amount of time it'd take would seriously stack up with our drive time, and more people would die.

other than herbert

[likedillinger]

[ dean slumps backwards against his seat in defeat and mumbles: ] Yeah, but it wouldn't be us dyin'.

touché

[gravedigger]

We're not going to die. More people die in car accidents than die on airplanes. [ ... which would maybe be more reassuring if dean hadn't died in a car accident before. ]

[likedillinger]

At least when I'm driving a freaking car, I'm the one steerin'.

[gravedigger]

What are you afraid their steering is going to do wrong? We're in the sky, they can't exactly run us into a ditch.

[likedillinger]

There are mountains.

[gravedigger]

You're worried our pilot is going to fly us into a mountain. [ he feels the need to restate this so that dean realizes how absurd it sounds. ]

[likedillinger]

I saw it happen on the Discovery Channel.

[gravedigger]

Dude. Since when do you watch Discovery Channel? [ because sam is pretty convinced that it was just to be paranoid about airplanes. ]

[likedillinger]

Since they started showin' those National Geographic specials of those African tribes where the chicks don't wear shirts.

[gravedigger]

[ this face that sam makes? it's the face that means he wishes he wasn't related to you. it's a stink-eye sort of grimace. he shakes his head and turns to the aisle (because dean is a bitch and stuck in the window seat despite hating planes) as the flight attendant comes by. he orders one of those little novelty liquor bottles that are the size of hotel shampoo. ]

[likedillinger]

[ dean, whose mind is now on those african chicks, give the flight attendant one raunchy smile when she comes by and takes his order (of like... multiple bottles of what Sam ordered. he needs it), and flips her a wink. and then gives sam a thumbs up when she walks by. ]

[gravedigger]

You get nauseous every time you stand up. [ he grabs one of the skymall magazines, dismissive. ] I don't see your relationship with the flight attendant going very far.

[likedillinger]

Gotta keep your mind off it somehow. Any Doc would give the same advice.

[gravedigger]

[ there's a short, breathy chortle. ] Yeah. You be sure and tell her it's doctor's orders when you puke on her apron, I'll bet it'll make her feel better.

[likedillinger]

Ten bucks says she still says it was worth it.

[gravedigger]

[ that just gets an unequivocally grossed out look and sam shakes his head because wow he feels so bad for the stewardess rn. ]