[randomizer] memebells is for pussybitches

[dancinpenguins]

➔ Randomizer style, because it's my favorite.
➔ Option one: hit up www.random.org/ and use the randomizer to pick a number between 1 and 8. Now match that number to the themes below and drop a comment with your muse, setting up the scene.  Let us know in the subject line what number you got.  Other people will respond to you and RP it out!
➔ Option two: just drop a blank comment and I (and other people, if they want) will roll and respond, noting the scenario in the subject line and setting up the scene.  
➔ Multiple threads are cool!  You guys can play with each other too, not just me, if you want.
➔  For the complete randomizer experience, feel free to do what I'm gonna do and take a randomizer to your muse list to figure out who to tag people with.  B)


<ONE>

SHAMELESS DATING MEME.  You two have been a couple for a long long time.  What in the world could that be like??? lolarious, that's for sure.


<TWO>

BAD PICK UP LINES.  One or both characters try to woo the other with the worst flirtation attempts ever.  Worst... or best???

No, definitely worst.

<THREE>

VENGEANCE.   One or both of you wronged the other in some horrible way.  Time for payback, Liam Neeson style.


<FOUR>

COLLEGE ROOMMATES.  This one is pretty self explanatory, I think.

<FIVE>

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET: THE R KELLY EDITION.   One or both of you are trapped in a closet, while some sort of ridiculous drama unfolds outside of it, in it, around it, who cares.  See Trapped in the Closet, Chpts. 1 -22 for more details.


<SIX>

THE FUCKING TERMINATOR.   Maybe you're riding the bus together, or waiting in line at the DMV.  But suddenly the fucking Terminator shows up from the future to kill you both.  For some reason.  ESCAPE.   FIND OUT WHAT YOU HAVE IN COMMON THAT COULD LEAD TO A FUTURE ASSASSIN COMING AFTER YOU.  BOND.  STUFF.


<SEVEN>

JURASSIC PARK.   You've both been invited on this tour of an amazing new island theme park... but shit went bad pretty fast.


<EIGHT>

SAME GIRL:  THE R. KELLY EDITION.  You've both been banging the same girl.  Or guy.  Whatever.  And you just FIGURED IT OUT.  WHAT NOW.

<OR>  MAKE UP YOUR OWN! 

Comments

[bigbad]

[Slowly, as if talking to someone very stupid:] They have taught you the meaning of accident, haven't they? Doesn't work if I'm trying.

[slay]

[ He just gets a very large textbook chucked at his head for that. ]

[bigbad]

[He doesn't duck fast enough, and it gets him squarely in the forehead. Stupid Slayer proficiency with improvised weapons.]

Ow. Like I haven't had enough headaches lately!

[slay]

Not enough to get you to stop acting like a baby about them. Maybe if you weren't so keen on the attacking people thing, you wouldn't get your skull feeling all cracked-openy. [ She shrugs, ambivalent to his pain. ]

[bigbad]

I didn't attack you! [He just... talked about it. And hoped for it.] I don't think this roommate situation's going to work out.

[slay]

When were you ever deluded enough to think it would? Here's a tip, your opinion? Not really a factor.

[bigbad]

I wasn't. It's still a bad plan. What am I supposed to do all day?

[slay]

Knit sweaters and continue not biting people?

[bigbad]

Do I look like I've got sodding knitting needles?

[slay]

They'd match your level of scary.

[bigbad]

[...cue him shifting into vampire face and moving to attack her. Because come on, he's still scary! Right? Wrong. He's giving a shout of pain and jerking back because his head feels like exploding. This is so unfair.]

[slay]

[ She doesn't even flinch. She just gives him an unimpressed look, slouching on her bed with raised, judgey eyebrows. ]

Did that help? Do you feel all ... big and bad again? [ Hello, patronizing tone. ]

[bigbad]

[He growls a little as he stands up.] I really don't like you.

[slay]

Yeah, well, you're not exactly top of my Christmas list either.