[Excuse him, but he has never actually been to Iowa before. And from the looks of it, he would likely never be returning here again either. Also wtf ignore the random format change there wtf. I tagged that pretty late last night and apparently I was tripping balls.]
How did I get here?
[No really, his memory may have been fuzzy but he was sure that he had been on top of a floating chunk of his country last he checked. It may have traveled a little, sure, but there was no way it could traveled far enough to have placed him over the center of the United States.
And even then, how did he reach the ground without going splat? Color him hella confused.]
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How did I get here?
[No really, his memory may have been fuzzy but he was sure that he had been on top of a floating chunk of his country last he checked. It may have traveled a little, sure, but there was no way it could traveled far enough to have placed him over the center of the United States.
And even then, how did he reach the ground without going splat? Color him hella confused.]