[ BEST WAY TO AVOID LASSO OF TRUTH? AVOID TRUTH. AVOID ANSWERS ENTIRELY. ]

Hey, if you saw a bunch of guys with guns robbing a bank, wouldn't you be running the other way? [ Because obviously he wasn't trying to get a small child out. His manly pride won't allow him to admit his heroics. A pause. He looks down at his precarious position and gives the best shrug he can give while lassoed to a chair. ] Y'know, assuming you didn't decide to get kinky with 'em.