[Oh no. Hurricane Adelle. CAN YOU STOP A HURRICANE WITH CHEERFUL SMILES? CAN YOU?] Uh. I know the difference between Mandarin and Chinese now? Oh and that computer virus that made all the computers in the office inexplicably type in Comic Sans is cleared right up. And no one can be blamed for it. Just a little glitch in the system. A nonintentional glitch.

[He coughs awkwardly.] Should I.. have better news?